I would love to be your toilet slave. My tongue wants to lick around your fresh shit asshole and tongue scrub it...i would love to lick any toilet paper dust clean too...Yummm you're so damn hot.
Being scared is no shame for a piggy. A alone you might be worthless, but in the right hands, you might - might - just be of some use and worth. So you already know how to defacate the human way, but you still have to prove that you can keep yourself clean.